Apologies about the non-update last night. I've managed to do some spacey things over the years, but last night is the first time I can recall posting a bunch of stories to the server and then failing to publish them to the main page, so I guess my senility is getting worse. Sorry about that.

Missing Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Penguinz. Deadpile Rampage.
Links:	Everybody dance: Goldeneye Gets Down glitch edition. 12 Consumer Products That Should Not Have Exploded But Did. Thanks Digg.
Stories:	Director wants 007 to lighten up. Thanks Digg. Digg This URL Grey: Tea Is the New Coffee. Really? Woman Mistakes Nail Glue for Eye Drops, Seals Eye Shut for 8 Hours. Thanks theAntiELVIS.
Science:	Quantum setback for warp drives. Thanks Slashdot. Russia to unveil spaceship plans. Absolute Zero - Absolute Hot?
Media:	Ferguson Rockslide Footage. Thanks dakslf. Cincinnati Mayor Throws Embarrassing First Pitch. Mythbusters' Adam Savage Answers Reddit's Questions.
Follow-ups:	Market Research: Fake April Fools' Day Product Sparks Demand For Real Version.