Happy April Fools' Day! Of course we are above such shenanigans here, so as always, we will try to separate the goof stories from the real ones. I promise to do my best to avoid passing along hoaxes as real news, or my name isn't Pink.

Pink Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Karate Blazers. Puzzle Dungeon. Thanks Jay is Games. Redstar Fall.
Links:	Top 25 Best Game Endings. 100 Ways to Kill a Peep. Thanks Neatorama.
Stories:	Man foils bank robbery after assuming it was an April Fool. Cosmonaut: Russians Can't Use American Toilet in Space. Thanks theAntiELVIS. School Water Fountains to Prevent Obesity. Thanks Neutronbeam.
Science:	Giant laser experiment powers up. NASA in Colbert conundrum over Space Station. Thanks Neutronbeam. World’s Most Powerful Laser has the Energy of a Hydrogen Bomb.
Images:	1981 Atari Ring.
Media:	Distraction Machine. Muppetstar Galactica.