It seems like it was just a year ago that it was Frans' birthday, but sure enough today is the birthday of the king, not to mention Elvis (I shouldn't joke like that, Elvis fans take this stuff seriously). Anyway, I hope you join me in wishing Frans all the best, as it is he who has been bestowing presents on us very regularly lately with website improvements.

Birthday Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Evacuation. Thanks Jay is Games. Zomber.
Links:	The 2009 Razzie Awards Nominees. Uwe may get a career achievement. 6 Classic Movies (That Narrowly Avoided Disaster).
Stories:	Perdue Accused of Secreting Giblets in Chickens. Thanks Neatorama. Safety Law Will Effectively Ban Handmade Toys, Children Clothes.
Science:	Skin cancer 'ups new cancer risk'. Study: Exercise Won't Cure Obesity.
Images:	Real Life Dispenser on the Steam Users' Forums.
Media:	The Youtube Petstore.
Follow-up:	New appeal in $54 million pants case.
The Funnies:	Calvin & Hobbes vs Nostradamus. Thanks Cutter. Clark Kent, updated. Thanks Digg.