I mentioned yesterday that the new search function for the forums is far more feature-rich than the search function for the rest of the site. No longer, as Frans continues to beat Blammo into a properly submissive state, and now the same helpful Boolean search is live for the news articles here. Huzzah and kudos!

Boolean Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Noidzor 2. Phage Wars.
Links:	Walmart: You Cannot Buy This Lamp Anywhere, So Just Give Up. Star Wars Slumbers - Sidi Driss Hotel in Tunisia. Who Wants Police Academy 8? Anybody? Just You, Guttenberg? Thanks Digg.
Stories:	Ralph magazine loses 130,000 inflatable boobs at sea. Rumors of busty Somali pirates unconfirmed. 'South Park' No Lark at B'klyn College. Thanks Digg.
Science:	New blood scanner detects even faint indicators of cancer. How Comics Can Save Us From Scientific Ignorance.
Media:	Who's the Tank? Office Apocalypse: When The Internet Goes Down at Work. 25 Ways to Die In Gears of War 2.
The Funnies:	xkcd. Thanks Devicer.