So I have an appointment with the tree guy today, and my instructions are to have him even out the appearance of the tree that I mauled without actually cutting any more away. I'm not very clear on how he's supposed to accomplish that… I think I need to find out if we can get a tree toupee.

Covered Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Dual.
Links:	The 6 Creepiest Marketing Campaigns Aimed at Children. You Won’t Lose THIS Remote Control!.
Stories:	Pa. man watches helplessly as train squashes truck. Thanks Neutronbeam. A Third Scooby Doo Movie Planned. And it would be good, too, if not for those darned kids! Trooper, truck driver electrocuted while fixing flat tire. Thanks Devicer.
Science:	The White House is Briefed: Phoenix About to Announce Potential For Life on Mars. Thanks j.c.f. Sleep on It: How Snoozing Makes You Smarter. Do they really think the earth is flat?
Images:	New Watchmen Photos & Artwork.
Media:	How well would Assassin's Creed Work In Real Life? Spore- Homer Simpson head. Buffy Vampire Slayer Animated Trailer. Thanks Neutronbeam.
Follow-up:	Space X loses Scotty (and a rocket). Turns out they lost Gordo, too.
Teh Funny:	Dilbert.