I worked on pruning the base of the evergreen in front of our house and it didn't turn out particularly well. I think I have a new adage to work out, something to the effect of the man who does his own landscaping having a fool for a gardener. I also think I need to consult a professional now... much like someone going to a hair stylist to help them out after screwing up an attempt at cutting their own hair.

Pruned Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Monster Basement.
Science:	Cheap Catalyst Could Turn Sunlight, Water Into Fuel. Thanks scorsese.fan. World's smallest snake discovered.
Images:	Then we'll grab a bite at 404 Not Found. Thanks Slashdot. Hilarious Signage, Part 11.
Media:	Superman Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas CERN Rap. Thanks Julian. Little EIA kids. Kids do the Darwinest things.
Follow-up:	SpaceX Falcon 1 Rocket Blew Up, Fourth Time's the Charm?
Teh Funny:	Foxtrot.