Ugh, the server is all boxed up again, it looks like the messageboards might be the culprit--It really looked like we were getting things shaped up, but this weekend was a nightmare trying to get any scripts to run, and I can only imagine it will be worse when full-blown weekday traffic shows up. furn just tried something he hopes will help, but if it doesn't (it's kind of hard to tell in the wee hours of Sunday night/Monday morning) I will be working on this until it's solved, and I promise to work something out ASAP if humanly possible, even if it's some sort of short-term emergency measure--certainly disabling the messageboards is a logical option at this point since the bogged down scripts often make posting to them impossible anyway. I am at the end of my rope with all this, and I can only hope that none of you are as frustrated as I am at this point, but I completely understand if you are.

Link of the Day: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics. Thanks MrsBlue.
Story of the Day: Oh Barney! Nude image in sing-along book prompts publisher apology. "I love you. You love me. And I love pornography..." Thanks nevermelt.
Bonus Story: UK Police floored by wrestling 999. Thanks Jon "Pilgrim" Taylor.