Just in time for all these E3 movies, my cable bandwidth was quietly upped, and I am now getting staggering 31 Mb/s downloads, close to 4 MB a second. This makes it more apparent than ever that in this brave new internet world, my old 1.5 Mb/s connection probably doesn't even qualify as broadband, as it was not really capable of downloading a lot of these clips, much less streaming them. Back in the day we had a joke about "Low Ping Bastards," but I think that's much too kind a description of the connection I'm currently enjoying.

LPB Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Pixelshocks Tower Defence.
Link:	Ten Epic Superhero Movie Mistakes. Adulthood Spent Satisfying Childhood Desires.
Stories:	In Paris, Burgers Turn Chic. They're finally getting some culture.
Images:	LEGO Sentry Gun. Thanks Ian. TSG Mug Shot Andy Dick. Thanks nin.
Auction:	Hendrix's burnt guitar up for auction.