I just cannot believe how much bird poo is covering our car at this point. We certainly have more than enough birds in the area, but the car is parked in a spot that is not near any trees, nor is it under any telephone wires or other perches where said pooing could take place. I guess it must be something in their nature that makes them want to deliver their presents somewhere specific (I remember how the Canadian Geese at my summer camp would cover this rock in the middle of the lake with their droppings), but I sure wish it didn't have to be on our car. I've never like white paint on cars, but I'm beginning to understand the appeal.

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