Well the startlingly slow New Year's weekend has crawled to a close, I hope all of you who partied had a safe, happy, and healthy celebration. Things are looking up in my battle against Xaero on Hardcore... I got two frags in one match! I thought his ability to rail me from the air when I used a jump-pad was funny until I saw the way he can rail me while he is in the air after bouncing. Ouch.

Link of the Day: 104 Things To Do With A Banana. And not one of them the obvious! Thanks Alex.
Story of the Day: Man Raided Homes for Pricey Lingerie, Cops Say. Thanks Shambler.