Happy New Year everybody. Obviously enough, the world has not been destroyed by some glitch, but Y2K references seem so 1990s anyway don't they? If you actually keep track of these things you know that the Friday night/Saturday morning update is usually handled by loonyboi, which would make this a Fruit of the Loon, but the loonster is out partying like it's some sort of Prince song, so I'll be your designated driver this morning... I'll try to take it easy on the horn for those of you with hangovers. Let me take the opportunity of the first update of the year and/or millennium/century/decade (or not, depending on your interpretation of these things--many say the century and millennium won't turn for another year) to thank all of you for another year of incredible support. I know I speak for loony and Frans in saying we can't thank you enough. So there. Happy New Year!

Link of the Day: Gateway to the Year 3000, only at Y3K.com. Heavy man. Thanks MooCow.
Story of the Day: School Expels 5 for Being 'Witches' I wonder if it was TV that influenced them... Bewitched perhaps. Thanks Jacek Fedoryñski.