Hey look at that, it's Christmas Eve! Since the loony one does Saturday morning's update, this is my big chance to wish everyone who celebrates a happy holiday, with high hopes that Santa brings you everything you asked for. There is still some sort of routing problem that's causing a lot of congestion when accessing this site: We're looking into that, so hopefully it will be cleared up soon. So depending where you are, Merry Christmas Eve, Happy Christmas Eve (the UK version), and, of course, Merry/Happy Christmas to those on the other side of the globe for whom Christmas day will break soon.

Link of the Day: How To Build A Corpse. Build a life-size, realistic, decaying corpse in the privacy of your own home. Thanks RoadKill FLAG!. "WARNING: Displaying a corpse in public may break some County laws."
Story of the Day: Chilean children stone Santa Claus. Thanks Cannelbrae.