I want to send out heartfelt congratulations to MrCoffee and, naturally MrsCoffee, on the occasion of the birth of Eleanor Brienne, their bouncing baby girl. She was born yesterday, and by all accounts, mother and baby are doing great, but of course the jury is out on the daddy since way back when. Anyway, with Coffee's genes and the influence of a group of mutant "uncles," it's only a matter of time before Eleanor is wiping the floor with all of us in online games, so enjoy your success while it lasts.

R.I.P.: Phil Rizzuto, Yankees' Hall of Fame shortstop, dies at 89.

Newborn Links!	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Link of the Morning:	Beowulf Trailer. Thanks sliv.
Story:	'Duct Tape Bandit' Hits Kentucky Liquor Store. Thanks xXBatmanXx.
Science!:	Craving for junk food 'inherited'.
Images:	Clay iPhone. Thanks Boing Boing.
Media:	Scrubs - Dr. Cox Trashes House MD. Dr. Cox as House. Very Excited Pug.
Follow-up:	U.S.-Made Toys Benefit From China’s Troubles (registration required).
Teh Funny:	xkcd.