I've had a pain recently from one of my feet, and from the looks of it I have a plantar wart (I know gross -- make sure your cooties shots are up to date if you run into me). In what is probably not a coincidence, the older of the Smurfs was suffering from the same contagious malady during a recent visit. Lucky for him it hurts so much or the next time I see him he'd get a Red Foreman-style foot in the ass.

Painful Links!	Thanks Mike Martinez and Ant.
Play:	Tank MMOG.
Links of the Day:	The coolest horror movie killings ever. Thanks Jim.
Story:	Vinyl vaults into digital age with new devices. In Clean Politics, Flesh Is Pressed, Then Sanitized (registration required).
Science!:	What your pet is thinking.
Teh Funny:	FoxTrot.