Another follow-up I should have mentioned yesterday is that I replaced Sunday's Link of the Day when I was reminded that it was posted previously by loony. I actually cooked up a simple LoD archive listing a while back, and have somehow lost the HTML (doh!), which could be helpful in detecting these dupes before they happen, but I should just run those bad-boys through the "Search!" box to double-check, since it can locate URLs just as easily as text (a little Blammo tip of the day for you). Anyway, sorry about the dupe. A full compliment, complete with a bonus, to help make up for it today:

Link of the Day: Return to the Planet of the Quakes a PlanetQuake/Planet of the Apes comic strip. What I'm supposed to have to do with the PlanetYada dealie is a mystery to me, but I guess it's artistic license.
Story of the Day: Robber Uses Clear Plastic Bag As Mask. Thanks DarkStar17 and Robert Kee.
Bonus Story: UT Players Cleared Of Fraud Charges. Nope, if it was really Unreal Tourney, it would be posted somewhere in the news above. Thanks Lorien at Gamer's Alliance.