Duke Nukem Forever to arrive December, Amazon claims on the Inquirer (thanks Richard) is an article all amped up over a Duke Nukem Forever listing on Amazon with December 2, 2005 as the release date for the long-in-development shooter sequel. While we are dubious about the accuracy of all this (the long-standing official release date for Duke Nukem Forever is "when it's done"), the Inquirer article is not, saying "We don’t believe that Amazon plans to trick its customers..." offering some legal advice that would make Jackie Chiles proud: "...it's not its style and the customers can sue if it fails."