I tell ya, some mornings are so slow that even crickets aren't enough. So, in the interest of pleasing our readers (and well, since I have nothing remotely interesting to say at the moment), I've decided to devote this edition of "Fruit of the loon" exclusively to the link(s) of the day. Because of this special edition, I've chosen five sites which truly prove that people have way too much time on their hands. Choose from one of the following options, but be warned...these are pretty scary:

Link of the Day (a): SimShatner: The William Shatner Acting Simulator. Because it's just too funny.
Link of the Day (b): Stare Down Sally. Because it's just plain weird.
Link of the Day (c): Duct Tape on the Web. Because from time to time I think my hobbies are silly.
Link of the Day (d): Just Toast. Oh my.
Link of the Day (e): The North Carolina Poop Counter. Because it's just plain sick.