Okay, it's time for a Moronic loonyboi Story™. Whee. Yeah, I did something very stupid. I have this habit of keeping things inside my Palm Pilot case. Stuff like checks, prescriptions, etc. So yesterday during my foray into the city, I was depositing a whole boatload of checks, and well...I left my Pilot at the bank. Since the bank closed before I made it home, and I had left it in the part that was open 24 hours, it doesn't take much imagination to figure out that it's gone forever. Doh. The only upside to this whole thing is that it's forced me to upgrade from a Palm Professional to the swanky IIIx (Blue has a Palm V, but I just couldn't justify spending the extra cash for less RAM) but I still feel like a complete twit. I also took the opportunity to pick up Tiger Woods' PGA Tour Golf for the Palm Pilot. Damn, that looks good. Someone want to explain why golf the sport bores the heck out of me, but I can't get enough of golf games? Strange, strange, strange.

Link of the Day: Dog Shoots Master. It's one of those news stories you sort of wish were made up (thanks James Boswell).