If it weren't hard enough taking a movie directed by Rob Zombie too seriously to
start with, I keep hearing radio ads from his new flick that keep stressing the
name of the character "Doctor Satan" over and over. All I can think of
when I hear this is the scene in one of my favorite movies, Ed Wood
where Ed is pitching the studio head with movie ideas, all of which are
completely contained in the titles. Cut to wild-eyed Ed: "Doctor... Acula!
Doctor... Acula!" Who knows, maybe Rob will turn out to be an even finer
director than Ed was.
Doctor... Acula! Doctor... Acula!