As I sit here I am suffering from one of the few cases of heartburn I can ever recall experiencing: now I know why men who are having heart attacks sometimes think that it's heartburn, it's much more uncomfortable than the name implies. I suppose it could just be an actual heart attack, which would make what I just wrote rather ironic (or some near-Morrissette equivalent)..nope, a quick experiment with one of the 20th century's true miracle drugs (Alka-Seltzer) confirms my heartburn diagnosis, so I guess loony will have to put away that new loon's news logo he's been working on.

Link of the Day: CNN - Squashed splendor Nature center finds new ways to recycle (thanks GrandPappy) has CNN ferreting out the details on new ways to deal with roadkill. Don't worry, there are no recipes involved, though frighteningly, there is some streaming video.