Well, they had the aftermath of the Joe Millionaire show last night... man, that thing couldn't have turned out any differently than advertised. Instead of the woman he picked being mad at him for lying and all the ones he skipped being all irate as well, everyone ended up happy... even the losers were happy for the winner. So prior shows that were supposed to be about real romance turn out chaotic and fakey, and the show that was supposed to be chaotic and fakey culminates in what is purported to be true romance. I'm through trying to figure this stuff out... I bet it turns out that the couples in "Married by America" eventually end up celebrating golden anniversaries.

Links of the Day:	YayHooray - ready.gov. Thanks Matt J. Wacky Court Cases. Thanks [PIT]SlayerAODsk.
Story of the Day:	Police field complaint about busty snow woman. Thanks MauMan. Woman loses arm in alligator attack. Thanks Mike Martinez.
Wild Science:	Asteroids and Secrecy? If End is Nigh, Do You Want to Know? Thanks Mike Martinez. Sci-Fi War Uniforms. Thanks [PIT]SlayerAODsk. Rescuers Follow Bouncing Baseball. Thanks Mike Martinez.
Weird Science:	Computer Made from DNA and Enzymes. Thanks Joe Vanderbilt. Louisiana is sinking. Thanks zombie69. Press 'Scan' to Play Old Albums? Thanks Mike Martinez.
Auction of the Day:	Strong Bad Breakfast Burrito!!! Thanks Nopa.
Follow-up:	Intuit offers TurboTax tests, apologies. Thanks Mike Martinez.