I'm once again on a furious campaign to get the morning updates online earlier... the biggest problem with this is that the more time I permit for an update, the longer it takes... Murphy's Law? Human Nature? Nature abhorring a vacuum? I dunno, but I need to find a way to thwart this... maybe I'll adjust all my clocks forward...

Play Time:	unCONTROL (Flash required). Thanks Chris Johnson.
Link of the Day:	Hot Skating Grandma. Thanks Joe Osburn. One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately. Thanks Bronco.
Stories of the Day:	Mixed Up Travelers: 'Oh My Gosh, We're in Canada'. Thanks theAntiELVIS. Caffeine High: Texan on Road to Visit Every Starbucks. Thanks again theAntiELVIS. How many new ones will open over the course of the adventure? Families Stunned By Body Swap. Thanks Frottage. People Dumped Into Shark Tank After Platform at Aquarium Falls. One more for theAntiELVIS. And people joke that AquaMan's powers would make him useless.
Weird Science:	Charmed by Six Feet of Circuitry (NY Times free registration required). Thanks Jonathan C. Forster.
Wild Science:	9-11 study: Air traffic affects climate. Thanks JessR. Ultimate memory demoed. Thanks [MP] Wolverine [MP]. Speed-of-light debate flashes again. Thanks Don Pierce. Asteroid fly-by visible from Earth. Thanks [MP] Wolverine [MP].
Follow-up:	Rambo's ride rolls out. Thanks Chris Johnson. A weird science alum (story) goes live.