Happy anniversary to the tribe over at Ritual Entertainment, as yesterday marks six years since the formation of their company. To the local authorities, if you see a Jeff Spicoli-style van careening about, chances are this is just a mobile celebration gone awry... please just point them back in the direction of Ritual HQ and all should be well (you can confirm you have the proper parties by checking for "Levelord" name tags sewn into all the drivers undies--otherwise you've probably got Scooby, Shaggy, and the Mystery Machine).

Link of the Day:	Advice for the cell-bound executive. Thanks Mike Martinez.
Story of the Day:	Your 15 Minutes Are Up. Thanks Frottage. License problem nabs a couple driving erotically. Thanks Mike Martinez.
Weird Science:	Investigation Casts Light on the Mysterious Flying Black Triangle. Thanks [MP] Wolverine [MP]. We buying this?
Wild Science:	Scientists Find Potential New Cancer Therapy.
Auction of the Day:	GET A GUT FEELING! Thanks Russell Ryan.
Follow-up:	Maryland to Poison Pond to Kill Snakehead Fish.