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I came humorously close to running out of gas yesterday in the exact same spot
as I did last time. As this mini-drama played out I considered the questionable
trade-off between suffering through such an event and the potential joys of
getting to illustrate here what a dope I can be for having this happen again.
Well I managed to avoid succumbing to my fuel crisis, but this still must have
been a glimpse into my future, as this morning I found that Hudson the wonder
dog had left me a present in the kitchen in the form of a prodigiously giant
poo, quite reminiscent of the morning I nearly drowned in a puddle of piddle
(she could nap in a blizzard, but hates rain so much she managed to forego this necessary
bodily function during her trips outside all day to stay drier). This leaves me trying to figure out if
my life is becoming Groundhog Day, where I will start experiencing the same
events over and over. I can only hope not... just like big hands mean big
gloves, big dog=big poo, and next time should I manage to find it with my foot
rather than with my eyes (like I did with the piddle puddle), I may never be
heard from again until some archeologist finds my remains inside a giant
fossilized turd.
R.I.P.: Dee Dee Ramone Found Dead in L.A. Thanks Joseph Wilwayco. I guess there's no irony that the author of Chinese Rock would O.D., but sad nonetheless. Play Time: Create
your own South Park Character (Flash required). Thanks David Hoffman.
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