Team17 and Sassy Chap Games have released Date Everything, a "star-studded sandbox dating simulator" for PC and consoles. Steam has the Windows edition along with a playable demo. As the title suggests, this explores the offbeat kink of objectophilia, as the everything you can date includes your laundry basket, your smoke alarm, and even the air you breath. The Launch Trailer takes a look, and there's a playable demo so you can date this before you marry it. Read on for more:

Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'Dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable!

Each dateable object will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your lovers, friends, or enemies. With an exhaustive Who's Who of voice actors keeping you company on your journey!