Get me my Geritol, and while you're at it, please hand me my orthopedic club, as I need to take revenge on MoB Chris Morris, who, in passing along his list of potentially interesting birthdays made me feel old beyond belief by pointing out that Barbara Eden, the Jeannie I dreamed of in my bygone youth has a birthday today, and turns 71. Ouch. Make that Geritol a double.

Link of the Day: The Feathered Back Hair Site (thanks DON3K). Equal time for the ladies, since we've posted so many mullet tributes in the past.
Weird Science: Marine creature's ''lenses'' light way for Bell Labs (digitalMass at Boston.com). Thanks Gudlyf.