Out of the Blue [Apr 01, 2024, 11:58 am ET] – 15 Comments
Happy April Fools' Day, the annual celebration of everyone's inner hilarious
comedian. In a completely unprecedented move this site's name has permanently
and irrevocably changed to Pink's News. We have also been acquired by Microsoft,
Sony, the Embracer group, AND Compaq, are going full VR, have designed our own
game, are locking all our content behind a hard paywall, and are becoming a
sponsored Star Citizen fan-site. But in the meantime, we'll also try (and
probably fail) to separate the jokes from the news. Be safe out there.
Foolish Round-up
Thanks Ant and Neutronbeam.Breakfast Link
- Lifelong ‘Star Trek’ Fan Leaves Behind a Massive Trove of Memorabilia.
- The story of Missoula's Bag Man. Thanks Max.
Stories
Thanks RedEye9.
- Wait, does America suddenly have a record number of bees?
- Autonomous semi trucks are coming, despite job fears and lack of regulation.
Science
- Vegetables are losing their nutrients. Can the decline be reversed? Thanks RedEye9.
Media
Thanks VideoSift.
- Pigeon Surprised by Planes High Speeds. Hope the little guy was okay.
- Why is this number everywhere?
- Police on horses chase a shoplifter in New Mexico. Needs a lasso. Thanks Boing Boing.
The Funnies
- Savage Chickens: Opinionated. Thanks Ant.
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- OotB: Celelbrate
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