"We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans! With a capital 'A,' huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world!"

Link of the Day: This funny typing 404 message. Yes, a different funny typing 404 message than last time. Thanks Ant.
Story of the Day: Man steals train in Italy (Ananova). Thanks Andrew Arace. Even more unbelievably, he got away! (Albeit without the train.)