Well, after mishaps pushed the morning updates later than desired the last couple of days, Frans and I worked out a plan whereby I could start doing the updates in the wee hours again, which takes a little of the pressure off as far as falling behind in the mornings. This also returns me to a more familiar webmaster's schedule, which is not at all unwelcome--being on farmer's hours means falling out really early (heaven only knows how farmers have so many children).

Link of the Day: The Road to Springfield. Thanks Michael Mooney.
Story of the Day: Witness the event (Sky News). Thanks RVF400RR. Might want to grab a Snickers first.
Bonus Story: Pee-Wee Herman to host a game show (IMDB). Thanks Fantaz. He's hosting You Don't Know Jack. No really. I'm biting my tongue so hard right now it's bleeding.
Media of the Day: deathstarmainframe. Thanks Chris Johnson.