Get ready for some bovine ballistics, as
Moo Lander is now available for
Windows, Xbox, and PlayStation. This 2D action/platformer includes Metroidvania
elements, prompting developer Sixth Hammer to dub it a "Mootroidvania." No bull!
That's because it features 100% prime beef, including cow bosses and a
dairy-driven storyline. It also boasts lush environments, as seen in the
Official Launch Trailer. If you want to try this firsthand, don't have a
cow, man, there's a playable Windows demo
on Steam.
For more, here's a Taurus line:
In Moo Lander, you play as civilization’s
only hope, an explorer dispatched to ancient worlds, tasked with securing a
continuous supply of the galaxy’s most potent energy source: milk.
The lacteal mysteries of how this bovine marvel powers entire planets are not
yours to understand. You have matters more important than pondering the galaxy’s
workings anyway, namely, a herd of Mighty Cows determined to stop you at all
costs.
The journey takes you to bucolic pastures, sun-dappled forests, sinister swamps,
and more, all hand-painted and stunningly beautiful – and each ruled by a Mighty
Cow. The Sixth Hammer’s Cow AI powers Moo Lander’s Mighty Cows, making every
encounter uniquely dangerous and fraught with
tension.