Beware the Ides of March! There, I've used up a good chunk of the Shakespeare I've memorized... actually more appropriate in the U.S. is beware the Ides of April, as that is tax day, but I'm guessing most folks are trying to put that date out of their minds at the moment, so I won't belabor the point.

One more slice of the Lost in Translation page, as a reader sent along another fine example of its genius by using the following start phrase: "Ay caramba! My ornamental gate has been defaced by a gang of trilby-wearing monkeys," which comes out as the delightful: "Caramba d ' Ay! My door of decorativo desfigurada with trilby trilby trilby of Truppetrilby that load the rammer to eximir the fall" (and remember, that's supposed to be English!). Thanks Slumbering Seal (which translates to Common De Slumbering).

Link of the Day: CrapServe, a parody of Freeserve. Thanks T.W.
Story of the Day: Go Figure: Eminem a 'Model' Citizen (NY Post). Thanks 501.
Bonus Story: Action Alert - Contact Makers of Rubber Dead Plucked Chicken. Thanks Zamnight.
Weird Science: Biosurveillance Used At Bush Inauguration (Defense-Aerospace.com). Thanks RiCe.
Image of the Day: All your Calvin are belongs to us? Thanks marleyboy.