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Inauguration Day at Ritual

In the aftermath of Ritual Entertainment's announcement of the formation of Mumbo Jumbo Games (story), an update to Levelord's .plan gives word that even as the US was undergoing its inauguration day festivities yesterday, Ritual Entertainment was having a similar ceremony of its own. Here is an excerpt from the .plan giving an idea of the reorganization, as well as some new additions to the Ritual tribe:

...Ritual inaugurates it's new President Robert Atkins! We elected Rob "Backslider is NOT a new themepark" Atkins because he has always loved Ritual more than anyone. Rob IS Ritual, and now he is.

For the office of Vice President, we have elected Tom "A Paradox beats one Levelord, even in Kangaroo Poker" Mustaine. Tom is our new Vice President because, just as Rob IS Ritual, Tom IS vice!

Finally, we have named the Levelord, the Good and Humble, as our new Secretary. This is obviously because he has the biggest and nicest boobs.

We also have three new strategically important Tribe Members that need mention. There will be a press release on this, I am sure, but who can wait for that!

We have a new CEO, CFO, CCO, MFO, and all-round fun guy, Steven Nix. No, not the one from Fleetwood Mac, although he does have hippy-dippy, long-flowing dresses and sings like a canary. Steve is a classically trained and experienced financial wiz and is already saying things like "You know, I could sell this baby for a cool 12 mil or so!".

We have a new Project Manager Jay "Where IS that baseball bat!" Halderman. He has a long history of dominance and submission, and I am already hearing things like "Can you get him off my back for even one minute!?!" and "Who IS that guy and why does he bring his horse into the office!?!". Jay is also classically trained in his expertise, with many years of experience. He makes me feel very comfortable knowing he is at the helm, and he also makes me feel very scared when I see him approaching my desk, ...a perfect Project Manager.

Finally, we have the Alphawolf! Artist [extraordinaire], Andrew "LOOK AT ALL THOSE LUV EWES!" Gilmour has joined us and is already making the schedule look as though it was dipped in molasses.

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