Out of the Blue

It seems I have helped the Earth complete another successful orbit of the sun and arrived at yet another birthday. I can only assume that the Earth has increased in speed, as it seems like it was only yesterday that we completed the last such voyage. Now where are my orthopedic shoes? It's almost time for the early bird special!

Celebratory Links: Thanks Ant.
Stories: Remote-controlled drug smuggling car: 16-year-old arrested for using the device to bring drugs across the border.
‘Rick and Morty’- QR Code on Rick’s Funnel Hat Actually Works. Thanks RedEye9.
Better Call Saul Season 5 Premiere Date Revealed In First Teaser.
Science: New antibiotic found in bacteria inside a worm inside an insect egg.
Alpha Monocerotid meteor shower could produce 100 meteors in 15 minutes.
Images: Mexican Church Unveils Baby Jesus Statue That Looks Like Phil Collins – Rolling Stone. Thanks Neutronbeam.
Media: 1,000km Cable to the Stars - The Skyhook.
Don't Jump A Gift Shark In The Mouth.
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Pianoforte) (Official Audio). Thanks Boing Boing.
Follow-up: Craig Re-Affirms "No Time" Is His Final Bond.
The Funnies: Savage Chickens.