Man, it is super-summery in these parts. It's about to hit 90 for the third consecutive day, which makes it a heatwave. It would be weird if it didn't qualify for that label considering the rest of the forecast. We're currently looking at a "Hazardous Weather Outlook," an "Air Quality Alert," and an "Excessive Heat Warning until August 14, 10:00 PM EDT." It may get to the point where I have to break out the air conditioner.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Crunched Metal Drifting Wars.
Story:	Car thieves get a smelly surprise. Thanks Boing Boing.
Science:	Intelligent people tend to be messy, stay awake longer, and swear more. Thank you. Why Are Some Thin Men Angry Drunks?
Media:	BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY (Honest Game Trailers). How to (Not) Fix your Laptop. Canadian Sportscaster Makes Epic Olympic Mistake. Woops.