Happy National Donut Day! I am sad that this is a U.S. only event (also sad it's not an actually national holiday), but by drawing more international attention to such things, I'm hoping to help bring the entire world together towards a unified future when a World Donut Day is more than just a dream (*wipes away tear*). In the meantime, the local celebrations of this do provide the opportunity get in touch with your inner Homer to score free donuts in some places, as noted in this MONEY article. Enjoy.

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Media:	Everything Wrong With Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Pool Fart! Red copper pan dub. NSFW.
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