Steam News announces the release of Goat Simulator: Waste of Space, new DLC for Goat Simulator, which is on sale in celebration of the news. They don't offer any spaceship sales or any messages from the chairman, but it does seem like the announcement may be having fun with some citizens of another game with ambitions to explore the stars, along with about every other game in the genre:

Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them)

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!

Key features

• Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
• Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
• Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
• There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
• Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
• Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
• The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
• No crew member will be left unromanced