Today is the official opening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but I don't know how that works since it opened in tons of theaters last night. We saw it again, since we already had purchased advance tickets when we scored our invite to a screening on Wednesday. So the movie comes out today, and I've already seen it twice, which, if nothing else, is certainly a good way to avoid spoilers.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Christmas Cat. Retro Sabotage. Puppet Soccer 2015.
Stories:	"Force Awakens" First Box-Office Figures. Posting Star Wars spoilers should be illegal, says Philadelphia PD. Joke’s on us. American teeth are as bad as British teeth, study says.
Media:	Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith, Part 1 and Part 2. Today's Star Wars weather. This Cyclist Miraculously Survives Being Struck By A Train. Thanks ViperFour.
Follow-up:	Martin Shkreli Was Bad at Investing and Worse at Stealing Money to Cover it Up, Say Authorities. Thanks nin. Pegg, Abrams Talk Issues With "Star Trek". "Riddick" Spin-Off TV Series Report Confirmed.