Happy first day of summer for those of us in the northern hemisphere, as spring is now officially over. For those in the southern hemisphere, happy winter. It's a double-whammy today, as it is also Father's Day. Instead of the usual call your father reminder where applicable (except I guess I just made one), I should acknowledge the demographics of this site and offer some Father's Day wishes, as I know a bunch of you are dads. Here's hoping you got some breakfast in bed out of the deal.

Paternal Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Infernal Mess.
Links:	Is A Deadly Adoption the year's most straight-faced prank?
Stories:	Max Scherzer loses perfect game in ninth. Batter intentionally got hit.
Media:	Say One Thing You Never Told Your Father. Telerobotic baseball fans in Japan. Chair Split While Lifting 100lbs. One of the scariest vids I've ever seen. Thanks ViperFour.