We had breakfast in a diner this morning while waiting for an oil change when a commotion broke out. It started with a woman complaining about her turkey sausage just as I was walking past her to pay the bill, but by the time I got to the cash register she was already shouting about how unacceptable this was. Her poor waitress came up with the plate to explain to the manager that there was a problem when the shouting became screaming, as she repeatedly screeched "this is not food!" As the manager started instructing someone to call the police, which this woman did not even overhear, she began throwing her remaining plates on the floor with such gusto that broken porcelain was everywhere. Luckily no one was hurt, and she stormed off, and even thought the police arrived pretty quickly, she was already long gone. Everybody involved agreed they'd never heard of anything like this before, so I guess there's no sense going back there hoping for a similarly entertaining floor show.

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