Happy birthday WalterEgo, as it was on this day that my little brother came into the world some undetermined number of years ago. This well-wishing is emblematic of why we have email spam. I just managed to save $2.00-$5.00 on a card and forty-something cents (who keeps track?) on postage to wish him a happy birthday, and all it required was blasting thousands of other people with the message.

Spammy Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Mr. Splibox 2. Pixel Hop 2.1.
Media:	SplitMan Returns - Magician Cut in Half Prank. Clean up, elevator 3. We Done Did: Outlast Part 2: Hello? Yes this is Christopher Walken. ANALYSIS: Karate Kid: Remake vs. Original.
The Funnies:	Brevity.