Here's the story, of a man named Brady, who was busy with three balls of his own. The deflated game-ball, and the two giant cojones it took to laugh it off when he got caught. There's something particularly irksome about someone who puts himself out there as Captain America, and turns out to be Nick Fury. Extra credit to Robert Kraft for doubling down on his indignation with a "depends on what your definition of 'is' is" refutation of the findings.

Deflated Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Mighty Knight 2. Lazy Cats. Mister Splibox 2.
Stories:	Group Claiming To Be Knights Templar Impersonating Police Officers. The Medical Bill Mystery. Thanks Slashdot.
Science:	SpaceX Tests 'Revolutionary' Dragon Launch Escape System to Save Astronauts. Thanks Joshag.
Media:	THE LAST OF US- PART 6 (Teens React- Gaming). Watch this lava tube drain a lake. GAME OF THRONES DEAD CHARACTER MEDLEY.
Follow-ups:	Tesla already has 38,000 reservations for the Powerwall, but use case is narrow. CERN researchers tuning Large Hadron Collider ahead of 13 TeV collisions. Space Station Espresso Cups- Strong Coffee Yields Stronger Science.