Happy Star Wars Day! Here's a weird tidbit for the occasion: MrsBlue actually knows significant spoilers for Episode VII, as she is working on children's book adaptations for the series. Naturally she's under a strict NDA, but this is not an issue, because I am notorious among friends and family for hating spoilers, so I am more worried about her letting something slip than she is.

May the Fourth be with you. Alwayth.

Fourthful Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Sum Points. Rail of Death 4.
Story:	A 90-year-old tortoise rides around on wheels after losing its legs. Thanks Joshag.
Image:	Trainer Applies Fresh $100 Bill To Floyd Mayweather’s Bleeding Eyelid.
Media:	I AM BREAD #2 (Teens React- Gaming). KIDS REACT TO APPLE WATCH. Catcific Rim. Thanks reddit.