Salute to tackle football star Troy Polamalu on his retirement. That's a no-brainer first ballot hall-of-famer right there, for both NFLs: The National Football League and the National Follicle Legends. For me, he is only defensive player since Lawrence Taylor who was always more interesting to watch upon the snap than whatever was happening on the offensive side of the ball. I will miss that.

Safety Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Royal Squad. Sentry Knight. Flash Drive.
Links:	This is how rich people watched Furious 7 last weekend.
Stories:	Senators Just Voted To Sell Off Your National Forests.
Science:	Wisconsin cutting environmental science, limiting talk of climate change.
Media:	SpaceX Launches In 4K. Key & Peele - "Game of Thrones" Recap. Spoilers. George Carlin: The sanctity of life is bullshit. NSFW. George never gets old.