Congrats to the women's NCAA champs, though again, I won't name names, to avoid spoiling that, just in case. Not as much of a spoiler, or an accomplishment, but congrats to the New York Rangers, as this local hockey team won the Presidents' Trophy for the best record in the NHL. Last time they did that, they won the Stanley Cup (ask your grandparents, they may actually remember).

President's Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Zombies Ate My Neighbors. Hero Quest. Astrobots.
Links:	How Many Goats? What will your dowry be? Nine. The Radicalization of Jar Jar Binks.
Stories:	Joss Whedon- 'Ultron' won't have post-credit scene. No shawarma? James Corden proves every U.S. talk show looks the same. Thanks reddit.
Science:	This Little-Known German Device Was Like Vinyl And An 8-Track Combined. Astronomers Track Birth Of A Giant. Twin Study Suggests Exercise Has A Dramatic Effect On The Brain.
Media:	Star Trek: Renegades - finally, an official trailer. Thanks Neutronbeam. The Fast and The Furious - 8 Bit Cinema. Blue Man Group - Game of Thrones Cover. Dad bets son $10 to eat one piece of sushi. Girls rule.
The Funnies:	xkcd: Scenery Cheat Sheet. Catskills are in NY. Savage Chickens. Savage Chickens.