Techland announces a "My Apocalypse" collector's edition of Dying Light, a concept based on offering a single customer a version of the zombie game that includes the tools to help survive an actual zombie apocalypse, including a fortified "zombie apocalypse-proofed" log cabin and parkour lessons, fitting with the game's concept that this will be an actual zombie counter-measure. The price tag for all this turns out to be £250,000.00 (around $386K), which seems to be satire (not sure if they are lampooning publisher greed, customer gullibility, or both), though they say this will go up for preorder on GAME tomorrow. Here's word:

When your life is on the line in an apocalypse, it’s best to come prepared. The Dying Light “My Apocalypse” Collectors Edition lets you do just that. The centerpiece of this one-of-a-kind edition is a that will be built to order by UK-based Tiger Log Cabins. The house comes fully equipped with all live-in amenities and also includes an upper deck with vantage points and an escape hatch, arsenal storage for weaponry, and of course a living area with TV, Xbox One, and the latest sound system to play Dying Light on.

The “My Apocalypse” Collectors Edition will also include zombie survival-focused parkour lessons from Ampisound, custom merchandise and additional in-game perks that will let you kill time while the world around you mercilessly falls into zombie anarchy.

The Dying Light “My Apocalypse” Collectors Edition contains:

• Custom built Dying Light Zombie Home by Tiger Log Cabins
• Zombie avoidance parkour lessons with Ampisound, the team behind the internet smash Dying Light Parkour POV video.
• Be The Zombie match with devs where you win so you can brag to your friends how “leet” you are
• Trip to Techland in Wroclaw, Poland, to meet the dev team and party with Steve the Zombie Consultant.
• Your face skinned onto your Night Hunter character model
• Dying Light branded night vision goggles + adult diapers for the night portions of the game
• x4 signed Steelbox editions of Dying Light
• x2 Top of the line Razer Tiamat headphones
• Human sized Volatile figurine to use as a deterrent on human raiders