Ahoy there! Hey, look at that, I'm not just reporting the headlines, I'm living them. I got word from my bank yesterday they're sending me a replacement card because mine was among the billion cards compromised in the Home Depot breach. I'd been meaning to replace it anyway, since the magnetic stripe doesn't always read when swiped, so thanks hax0rs! And of course pirates. Yarr!

Hacked Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Monsterland 4. Spring Ninja 2. Vex 3.
Link:	How U2 became the new Nickelback
Stories:	Skeletons found 'holding hands' after 700 years. Both sweet and creepy. Thanks nin. Scotland rejects independence in referendum. It's Thanks to Evolution That No Two Faces Are Alike, Study Finds. Thanks, evolution!
Science:	The 2014 Ig Nobel Prize winners. Quick look- NASA’s human space flight return.
Images:	The Most Embarrassing Gameplay Experience of 2014. DC Comics Heroes And Villains Get The Norman Rockwell Treatment. Watch California Dry Up Right Before Your Eyes In 6 Jaw-Dropping GIFs.
Media:	[Grand Theft Auto V] "Viper" - A Jet Stunt Video. Thanks nin. Stephen Colbert Cosplayed At Comic-Con To Pitch His Creepy Hawkcat Film. Thanks nin.
Follow-up:	'X-Men' Spinoff 'Deadpool' Gets Winter 2016 Release Date. Hopefully a reboot. Thanks nin.