Happy Friday the 13th! Here's hoping the day brings you luck. I've confessed in the past to being vaguely superstitious, though this doesn't really manifest itself as triskaidekaphobia, so this doesn't bother me... But I do wonder if this is a freak-out for any of the many E3 attendees who are heading home today, as I would think someone who doesn't like Friday the 13th would not appreciate flying for the occasion.

Lucky Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Super Battle City. Bigfoot Truck Challenge. Duck Tub Battle.
Stories:	Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead. Thanks Reddit. "Grumpy Cat" Gets A Lifetime Xmas TV Movie. Harrison Ford Injured by Millennium Falcon, Airlifted to Hospital. Thanks nin.
Science:	'Cruise Ship Virus' Sickens 20 Million Americans on Land Each Year.
Media:	Reality-Based Mortal Kombat Fatality. More Office Workers Switching To Fetal Position Desks. Thanks nin.
Follow-up:	Lars Ulrich Accepts Will Ferrell and Chad Smith's Drum-Off Challenge. Thanks nin.
The Funnies:	Friday the 13th- Part XVI Cartoon - Savage Chickens. Brevity.