Welcome to the E3 2014 roller coaster. You must be this ___ tall to enjoy this ride. Please remain seated with hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle, and keep your wallet firmly in your pocket. Management is not responsible for hype, lies, unfulfilled promises, or bullshots. That said, sit back and enjoy the ride.

Actually, the 2014 E3 expo doesn't officially get underway until tomorrow, but that's a fine distinction, as a full slate of press conferences are scheduled for today, and of course, publishers have been flooding the Internet with so many details lately about their showings that one could argue we've been having the decentralized E3 going for a few weeks now.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Solarmax 2. Face Chase.
Link:	The NFL's Demands For A Super Bowl Host City Include Lots Of Free Stuff. Thanks Digg.
Media:	If Mortal Kombat Had an Honest Trailer. Condit Dam Breached with Explosives. Damn! The Onion Looks Back At "Saving Private Ryan".