Hey Blizzard, I think I've figured out how to get you out of the oddest story choice in Diablo III, the first act death of one of the most beloved characters in the series. Think about it... he was killed by butterflies, which are popularly reproduced via origami. That's right... Deckard Cain was a replicant!

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