My cooking project last week was pretty successful, as I made my best batch of Bolognese sauce yet, though perfecting my technique and recipe for this remains a work in progress. I'm now faced with a greater challenge, as I have a couple of pork chops I'm tasked with preparing, but the weather (and my aversion to cold) do not make cooking them on the man-stove very appealing, so I am going to have to stoop to cooking them indoors. Please don't rat me out to Steven Raichlen.

Chopped Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Deep Sea Hunter 2. King Epico's - Epic Adventure.
Link:	Last Alan Moore Interview? Thanks The Escapist.
Stories:	Teen dies stopping suicide bomber at school in Pakistan. Food, beverage companies cut 6.4 trillion calories from products in past five years. HBO sets Game of Thrones April season 4 premiere date.
Science:	Nanoparticles catch cancer cells that make it into the blood stream. Scientists to create controlled nuclear meltdown in Japan. Thanks Slashdot. Take LSD, stay out of prison?
Media:	Muppets Trailer Nails the Ridiculousness of Quoting Tweets. Stupid Game Show Answers - Things Fall Apart. This Woman Just Set The Record For Fastest Time Eating An Entire 72 Oz. Steak.
Auctions:	Insomniac Games auctions signed Xbox One console to help injured artist.
Follow-up:	US to extend the International Space Station funding to 2024.
The Funnies:	The Adventures of Fallacy Man.